BRANDING CRIME #25

The Logo That Watches You 

“Let’s make the logo REALLY meaningful.”

How it kills

  • Your first concept is clean and simple. But then the CEO wants *more meaning.*
  • Every revision adds a hidden symbol until the final logo resembles a cursed runestone.
  • The logo sees things. It is sentient. It cannot be ignored.
  • It burns into the retinas of unsuspecting customers.

What Works

  • Logos should not require a 12-page manifesto explaining their meaning. If it needs that much context, it’s probably a mood board in disguise.
  • Resist the urge to make every curve symbolic. Sometimes a circle is just a circle: not the eye of the customer, the sun, the founder’s childhood memory, and global unity all at once.
  • If your logo starts feeling haunted, throw Comic Sans at it. Preferably printed on paper that’s been soaking in designer tears for three days.
  • If that doesn’t work, try holding up a mirror and whispering “clarity, simplicity, scalability” three times. If the logo vanishes, congratulations — you’ve broken the curse.
  • And for the love of Brand, don’t make the logo bigger.

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