BRANDING CRIME #02

The Airbrushed Utopia

“No humans allowed—only perfection.”

How it kills

  • Removes all warmth and relatability from the brand, making it feel distant.

  • Uses hyper-polished, artificial imagery that feels too staged, too fake.

  • If your feed looks like Pottery Barn for minimalist vampires, red flag.

What Works

  • Refinement doesn’t mean removing emotion. People connect with people, who are, as a rule, delightfully flawed, occasionally sticky, and prone to making questionable sandwich choices.

  • The “Make me care” rule is always valid: look at your message and ask, “Why should people care?”

  • If your brand feels like an art gallery where breathing too hard gets you escorted out, loosen up.

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