BRANDING CRIME #01

The Bland Rebrand

“They had a recognizable identity… until they erased it overnight.”

How it kills

  • Strips away all personality in favor of “clean” but generic design.

  • Changes the logo so much that even loyal customers don’t recognize the brand.

  • Employees start wandering the streets asking, “Who am I?”

What Works

  • Evolve your brand, don’t erase it.

  • Be proud of what makes you different; keep key elements that people associate with you.

  • A refresh should feel like an upgrade, not a witness protection program.

  • If rebranding, test audience reactions before pulling the trigger.

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